Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Failure comes in two ways : Those who do it without giving a thought and those who thought about it but do nothing.
My best dreams and the worst nightmares have the same people in them.
Wherever you are — be there.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
God and love are the two greatest illusions of life.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.
Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.