There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive.
Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture
"I want some current literature." "Here are some books on electric. lightning."
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives!
Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk!
If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good
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Broken guitar for sale - no strings attached.
Press any key to start , But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!
But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
The family that sticks together should bathe more often.
The more you say, the less people remember.