Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Failure comes in two ways : Those who do it without giving a thought and those who thought about it but do nothing.
Never put off the work until tomorrow - what you can put off today!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you?
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun.
Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.
I can't remember the last time I forgot something.
Oh yea? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%